Tobago, DC
I grew up east of Ft. Reno Park, in what I thought was called North Cleveland Park. I always felt that the neighborhood was a little dull and lacking community, like it really wasn’t a neighborhood. This sense was borne out when my parent’s realtor confessed that he had no idea what it was called. Now, Wikipedia claims there is a difference between
North Cleveland Park, south of Albermarle St. and
Wakefield to the north of it.
Wakefield? Damnit, no! I’m calling it
Tobago.

You know, because there's already a Trinidad somewhere else in the city... Via DC GIS.
I am not joking at all; I want this to happen. There is no reason why we should stick with a real estate name that nobody knows. A funny name is precisely what DC needs.
i’m passing this one along to mike grass—he’ll get a good laugh!