Today is a silly day. Here are some names it truly takes immaturity to appreciate.
- Enasculin Ensaculin: Treats dementia by demolishing your ego!
- Lord Adonis: Not a 19th-century dandy, just of Greek heritage.
- Paedocommunion: Involves priests. Plus, “pedo” with a dipthong just sounds like molestation.
- Republican Marriage: Not the opposite of same-sex marriage. In fact, some would say that all marriages have a similar effect.
- Lesbian Wine: Not actually produced at Larry Flynt’s ancestral grange in Broussy-le-Petit, but rather on the island of Lesbos.
- Anal Language: “Not to be confused with the Anus Language”
- Boring Lava Field: But only compared to Mount Ranier.